"I don't even have the acting skills to pull of functional person about thirty percent of the time. Pretending to be someone else is probably a leap too far." He's teasing - and baiting - and answering truthfully.
"That one has cannibalism," he admits, "but no, I wasn't intending to be in it myself. At least at the moment. Someone has to keep things running in the right direction."
"As hypocritical as it is coming from me, proposing a thing doesn't mean you have to be in charge of it. " He's heard delegation is something people do occasionally.
"Well, you came up with three," he admits, "but the answer remains the same. Mostly because of Bill, frankly, but I'm not about to leave it up to chance."
"If I wasn't aware of the impossibility and futility of it, I'd demote myself to get rid of him." Just honestly. "And I think delegating is choosing who does it, not leaving it to chance."
"One, once it's out of your hands it's out of your hands," he points out, "and two, while Bill and I have something of an accord" the kind of accord that kept him from getting demoted, "I'd rather not test it with watching him deface Shakespeare."
"I don't want to talk about any accord anyone has with Bill." Just, you know, tossing it out there because he hates that fucking triangle more than Sinister and that's saying something.
"If it happened, I'd leave the barge," he says firmly. Firmly. There is nothing worth letting his power and his body be used by someone else. Nothing. And if this damnable ship let it happen, it would be the kind of betrayal he wouldn't let happen twice. "You'd find me back in your world, shopping with Emma."
"I'd probably find you back in my world sleeping with Emma." Just amused and kind of fond, though. He still really, really doesn't think Clark should return to his world but he is well aware Lark isn't going back to his own and maybe he will end up in Five's and maybe he won't. He'll work with whatever. "And I think ending up with that sort of situation would make me leave in a hurry, too."
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Yes, he's baiting him. Or maybe teasing him. Or he might just be curious.
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"Well, I wasn't planning on doing Titus Andronicus, but it could be interesting at some point."
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He's not being completely serious, but he's tired and crabby and oh, wait, circling back to dark and morbid. "You're going to be in this play, right?"
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The two most obvious names are the ones that make him sort of facefall.
"No, thank you."
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"But I'd much rather be here."
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